For anyone who’s spent time with a 2-year-old

May 24, 2013 by 2 Comments

We all know that two-year-olds can be bossy. And cheeky. And hard to communicate with it at times. But have you ever thought of how intimidating their speech is?

Filmmaker Matthew Clarke has launched a series called Convos With My 2-Year-Old which is bases on real conversations he’s had with his daughter. In the clips he reenacts the conversations but instead of using his daughter to play herself he gets an adult man to speak her part. Watch it here

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It’s a little bit creepy.. or is it just funny?

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What’s the deal with bacon?

May 17, 2013 by 25 Comments

I don’t get bacon.  Maybe it’s because I am a vegetarian, well actually obviously it’s because I am a vegetarian but even so, before I was a vegetarian I never got bacon. Maybe it’s because I am Jewish and technically I wasn’t supposed to eat bacon.. but I did and I still don’t get this fascination with bacon and bacon related products. And there are a LOT of them

I am assuming, for the sake of my sleep tonight and the fact that I need to pretend that everything is wonderful in a very Pollyanna way, that all this bacon and bacon related flavouring (if it actually contains any real meat) is bred from free range pigs that play in the mud and loll about in fields of mush.  There got that sorted – but can anyone explain this obsession with pig related products?  Seriously take a look at some of the er, delicious bacon products a simple Google search rendered and tell me WHAT IS THE FASCINATION WITH BACON?

Let me set the mood with a scented candle – bacon flavoured of course

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And then we’ll start with a little bacon lip balm, because if you want your lips to be soft and plump but also greasy and meaty there’s this

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But what if that bacon scent of your lips isn’t truly masking your breath – could it be that you didn’t brush with this?

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and you clearly didn’t floss with this

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Never mind – just pop one of these in your mouth and you’re sweet, er I mean savoury

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Okay that’s ridiculous – bacon is mean to be eaten not sucked – so there’s popcorn

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Or why not just squeeze the taste all over everything – with this er, bacon in a tube

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If for any reason you are worried that you did not start your child on bacon early enough please keep this in mind should you ever decide to have another baby

bacon-formula

 

Because it’s better than this method. Okay maybe it’s not

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Seriously, I could go on for ages but I am going to leave you with some bacon sunscreen

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while you sit outside and smell the roses (bacon of course)

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Baby tries to say flamingo. That’s all you really need to know before you laugh at this….

May 7, 2013 by 4 Comments

Sometimes I am very immature – so immature that I laugh uproariously at videos like this

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I’m sorry I love this so much

April 20, 2013 by 2 Comments

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This is the language I speak

April 17, 2013 by 13 Comments

There is a big disconnect between me and some of my friends. As much as I talk to them about what I do all day long and what I intend to do in the future, they have no idea what I am talking about.

It seems that the language of social media has not yet transcended into the language of the friends of Lana Hirschowitz.

Concepts like hashtags and status updates, liking and sharing posts, Twitter and Instagram seem like Greek to them but like music to me. So this video from my BFF Kerri Sackville (one of my real life friends that REALLY gets social media) and her cohorts Allison Tait and Valerie Khoo has become like my favourite song.

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Have a look

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Are you into social media? Find yourself talking like these social media chicks?  

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How would you react if you saw THIS at your local Westfield?

April 9, 2013 by 2 Comments

I am a sucker for a flashmob. Long after everyone started to get bored with people singing in shopping centres and at airports I was eagerly trawling the internet for people standing in formation and singing in public.

This latest flashmob is actually an ad for a museum and the people aren’t in fact singing (in fact at first I thought they were terrorists) but it’s a flashmob!  And it’s very er, cultured… in a men in costume with swords kind of way. Take a look

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Truth be told if I was in the shopping centre at the time I would have had a heart attack and probably died. And am I the only one wondering what happened to the bird deposited onto the ground at the 44 second mark?

What do you think? How would you react to people swinging in with guns and swords at your local shopping centre?

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Taylor Swift for er, older women

April 4, 2013 by Leave a Comment

Little Pencil and I have been rocking out to a little Taylor Swift most significantly her new(ish) song 22, as you do when you are trying to recapture your youth (me not him).

I’m singing along and loving the song but I keep tripping over the words because it seems a little er, young for me. You know words like this can trip an older woman up

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
And make fun of our exes, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight
To fall in love with strangers uh uh uh uh
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Now I just have to add another 10 years (or so)

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Is this the best news this woman has EVER received?

April 3, 2013 by 2 Comments

I think this video is just divine. Priceless and funny and obviously very happy. I just want to ask you one thing – do you think this woman is going to be the most interfering mother-in-law ever?

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Wow! “I thought it was some kind of weird potato”

April 1, 2013 by 1 Comment

I watched this video at the end of my chair

a) because I always sit right at the end of the chair otherwise my back gets sore;  and

b) because I wanted to fast forward to see what was going to happen (I am not very patient);  and

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This will mess with your mind

March 29, 2013 by 2 Comments

I love the freedom of having my own blog. It means that I can post things like this just to mess with your minds.

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