I’d be really grateful if you read this

April 1, 2015 by 9 Comments

I loathe self-help books, I don’t like to be told how to feel and process things – especially by people who don’t know me or what I have been through. I don’t believe in many alternative “new-age” ways of thinking, mainly because I fiercely believe in science and I am not the kind of person who can gaze at my naval and contemplate. In fact I can’t do anything that involves concentrating on breathing because as soon as I even think of the in and out mechanism of breathing I forget how to do it.  You don’t want to sit near me in a yoga class when they do breathing exercises – I will trample you in my hurry to leave.

Being told that I can manifest good things if I just think positively is one of the worst things you can say to me – I wonder if people who say that to me would say the same words to a child born and living in a rubbish dump in India. Or to a child suffering from a terminal disease. Or to a family fleeing the war in Syria. I could go on for days. Ridiculously bad things happen to extremely good people and extravagantly good things happen to hideously bad people. Life can be awful and wonderful and it’s very, very random.
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The real reason I will never be a fashion blogger

March 29, 2015 by 5 Comments

The other day I was having lunch with some friends when they asked me why I was making videos with Kerri. Not why in a mean way, but rather in a “to what end” kind of way.

I stopped to think.

We first kind of decided to make the videos on a whim mainly because we have so many bizarre and hilarious conversations together we thought we should record some. But we never really had an end in mind. We just wanted to have some fun. And laugh with people who take fashion too seriously like in this episode. (That said we would never laugh at other people as much as we laugh at ourselves).
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Have you ever “accidentally” worn the same thing twice? Do you wear “outfits”? Do you notice other people’s clothes? Do you wear the same outfit to school drop off and to work? Do you have advice for Kerri to wear on a first date?

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Completely out of my comfort zone….

March 6, 2015 by 16 Comments

I’m not even sure how to preface this one because

  1. I hate appearing on camera
  2. I am better at writing than speaking
  3. I hate the sound of my own voice

You would think someone with that list of hates would never ever dream of chatting with a friend in front of a camera and then broadcasting it on YouTube. [Read more…]

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Baby tries to say flamingo. That’s all you really need to know before you laugh at this….

May 7, 2013 by 4 Comments

Sometimes I am very immature – so immature that I laugh uproariously at videos like this

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XukgmBJQLLA&w=560&h=315]

mostly because it reminds me of videos like this
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[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1VgJfiZISc&w=560&h=315]

Which makes me laugh Every. Single. Time

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Here’s a reminder to open your legs

April 30, 2013 by 12 Comments

I am a planner. I like to know what’s happening in advance and I like to prepare for it. So if I am aware of a function or important date my internal diary freak switches up a notch. I start to think about my hair – do I need to get it cut or coloured? Should I book a fake tan? What should I wear? Will it be cold or rainy? which will look daggier – my umbrella or drenched hair?

But there is one event that takes greater planning than most others and it doesn’t involve a single hair appointment, actually cancel that, it doesn’t involve a hairdressing appointment.

My pap smear check up is meticulously planned.

1. I always take a spare pair of undies. Fresh, pretty undies that I keep in my bag to change into just before I set off to my appointment. For the life of me I cannot figure out why I do this because the first thing the doctor does is ask me to go into a room (where he can’t see me) and take OFF my undies and put on a gown. I always then fold my knickers into the tiniest possible swatch of material and hide them under my clothes. So he never sees them. But still they have to be pretty. And fresh.

2. I also make sure that I have clean shaven legs. I can guarantee you that he does not look at my legs so why I don’t make sure that they are clean shaven when I go to the beach I am not quite sure.

3. For some reason I like to have my toe nails painted.  Don’t even ask
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So I am not alone.

But I am not undermining the importance of a pap smear – in fact this whole post was devised to remind me, er you to have one. And to share this video because the last line said to share it with the girls that I really love and I love my readers

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1RIfd0vfP8&w=560&h=315]

How do you prepare for a pap smear?

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This is the language I speak

April 17, 2013 by 13 Comments

There is a big disconnect between me and some of my friends. As much as I talk to them about what I do all day long and what I intend to do in the future, they have no idea what I am talking about.

It seems that the language of social media has not yet transcended into the language of the friends of Lana Hirschowitz.

Concepts like hashtags and status updates, liking and sharing posts, Twitter and Instagram seem like Greek to them but like music to me. So this video from my BFF Kerri Sackville (one of my real life friends that REALLY gets social media) and her cohorts Allison Tait and Valerie Khoo has become like my favourite song.

I am going to use it as an educational tool.
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Have a look

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDOi2_XfJE&w=560&h=315]

Are you into social media? Find yourself talking like these social media chicks?  

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The coolest video clip you will see all week

April 13, 2013 by Leave a Comment

Being a big fan of both Ed Sheeran and lego I found this video incredible. Just watch the detail – it’s AWESOME (and I love the fact that you can see the original video alongside the lego recreation)

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEqY0eY1_vQ&w=560&h=315]

Dylan Woodley of Insomniac Animations  spent 50 days recreating Ed Sheeran’s entire music video entirely out Lego

Mashable reports
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“The director used thousands of pieces in replicating the original video — the concert scene itself using 200 mini-figs, Woodley told Mashable. Woodley also said he tracked the camera movements from the original video and applied those same movements to the LEGO version, providing an authentic feel to the project.

Woodley adds that it was extremely important for the LEGOs to match the emotion Grint gives during the original scenes.

“I wanted the LEGO version to express as much emotion as possible (and you know, be able to sing), so the entire face was created and composited digitally,” Woodley said. “Lining up a digital LEGO face to a blank LEGO head frame by frame took a very long time, but the results were worth it; there’s nothing quite like a LEGO guy singing.”

I think I agree.

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How would you react if you saw THIS at your local Westfield?

April 9, 2013 by 2 Comments

I am a sucker for a flashmob. Long after everyone started to get bored with people singing in shopping centres and at airports I was eagerly trawling the internet for people standing in formation and singing in public.

This latest flashmob is actually an ad for a museum and the people aren’t in fact singing (in fact at first I thought they were terrorists) but it’s a flashmob!  And it’s very er, cultured… in a men in costume with swords kind of way. Take a look

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWmAYh3etXk&w=560&h=315]
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Truth be told if I was in the shopping centre at the time I would have had a heart attack and probably died. And am I the only one wondering what happened to the bird deposited onto the ground at the 44 second mark?

What do you think? How would you react to people swinging in with guns and swords at your local shopping centre?

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Taylor Swift for er, older women

April 4, 2013 by Leave a Comment

Little Pencil and I have been rocking out to a little Taylor Swift most significantly her new(ish) song 22, as you do when you are trying to recapture your youth (me not him).

I’m singing along and loving the song but I keep tripping over the words because it seems a little er, young for me. You know words like this can trip an older woman up

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters
And make fun of our exes, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight
To fall in love with strangers uh uh uh uh
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So imagine how happy I was to find this. FAR closer to my truth

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSnDJ7exSO0&w=560&h=315]

Now I just have to add another 10 years (or so)

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Is this the best news this woman has EVER received?

April 3, 2013 by 2 Comments

I think this video is just divine. Priceless and funny and obviously very happy. I just want to ask you one thing – do you think this woman is going to be the most interfering mother-in-law ever?

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlNGJ1Sr9bM&w=560&h=315]
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